bsf!chris who depises anyone who isnt u lmao
"hey chris, wanna hang out?" "will n/n be there?" "huh? whos.." "my yn" "oh uh no i dont think so, man-" "nah im ai'ght. thanks tho."
‘atleast’ trend with chris
these are all made up, nothing is true
looking down while you suck it
ITS LOOKING AT ME. 😯
he so does . he prob has an account thats completely blank and reads what ppl say about him and his characters and reads the fanfics ..
Praying that Matthew Lillard doesn't know Tumblr. But at the same time I just know that he does
I'm sorry but if his dick is THAT FUCKING BIG, that shit is like as big as my hand?????????? yes I was flabbergasted so I was guesstimating with my hand on my thigh BUT THATS BESIDES THE POINT. my hands are a little bigger than a monster can, them bitches are like 7in(?) give or take. SO GIVE KR TAKE, BITCH IS BIG AS HELL HOLY SHIT CHRISTOPHER.
anyways!
if you’re cold he’s cold put him in your pocket
i try to forgor but i always rember
I like to believe I add nothing of value to my friend group
me when i wake up and realize that i didnt wake up as a monster high character, cant have draculauras car irl and its not legal to own jellyfish as pets in my state