Noooo Please I'm Not A Bastard I'm Not!

Excuse me, but who was going to tell me that the guy who played Milligan is 6'6?! Surely that can't be right?

No wonder he voiced Thor in the latest God of War, the dude could have been Thor if Marvel possessed any sense.

Audrey Hepburn vs Eartha Kitt is an actual crime against humanity.

You bastard!

*goes back to weeping over the choices this round*

You're welcome!

All quarterfinals polls are now up:

Audrey Hepburn vs Eartha Kitt

Rita Moreno vs Marlene Dietrich

Hedy Lamarr vs Anna May Wong

Lauren Bacall vs Diahann Carroll

Everytime I read one of Lipwig's books, I have to gaslight myself into believing that he was never referred to as Alfred Spangler at the beginning of Going Postal.

"Alfred Spangler? Never heard of him. Now Albert Spangler on the other hand..." over and over again in my brain. Surely it'll stick one day.

Doctor Who The Happiness Patrol:

I'm seeing a lot about how awesome the character Trent Crimm is and how James Lance is killing it at his job. May I point you to toward the 2021 The Canterville Ghost miniseries? Sure, it's a more childish show and there were some, shall we say, liberties taken with the original source material. Also, Lance's American accent is definitely something to behold. It's like Keanu Reeves British accent in the 1992 Bram Stoker's Dracula, only reversed. However, his character is super adorable and avoids confrontation like this:

I mean, come on!

Just my humble opinion. (Sorry for the shit quality)

I just want to be loved. More importantly though, I just want to be silly.

Bold take:

As an avid watcher of Columbo, I think if I were sucked into the show and killed someone I would get away with it.

I have the advantage on all of the other killers because I know Columbo. I know how he thinks, and I won't let him drive me crazy like he does everyone else.

LD: Because you know what they say about coincidences, don't you?

Jeffers: 😔 It is one of the great shames of my life that I'm not as well read...

LD: There's no such things as coincidences my god.

I think they should kiss.❤️