When The Space Parasite That's Stopped You From Receiving Any Physical Contact For Over 50 Years Knocks

I forgot my password and Tumblr sucks at resetting it, so I just had to make an entire new account.

Very sad.

Edit:

Also, I had privated my like page, so now I can't look up my old blog and like things I want to see again. Damn my own short sightedness. DAMN YOU TUMBLR!

I'll get u for this. -_-

Hurriedly skipping through Holmes and Watson having emotional scenes while I'm testing is really funny

It's like "But I" spacebar

"What if" spacebar

"Can-" spacebar

"Holmes, wha-" spacebar

"Perha-" spacebar

Sorry lads there's no time for that now

The only word I can think of to describe The Mysterious Benedict Society tv show is:

✨️charming✨️

It looks really nice with the color used and a lot of the cinematography. The story's nice and cute (I know I'm going to get killed for saying this, but I've never read the series so I didn't mind season two lol).

I hadn't seen Tony Hale in anything other than Hocus Pocus 2 (which was a great movie, I just wasnt a fan of his character), so I wasn't expecting him to absolutely rock.

Sucks that it got cancelled and purged off of Disney+ because they would have made a profit just off of me rewatching it over and over again.

To what, the fucking supermarket? I refuse to believe this man is traveling off world of his own volition.

That being said, UNIT's got my ass.

spin this wheel. you now have to travel with this incarnation of the doctor

Huh?! If this is true, that's amazing! Maybe if they win stuff Disney might put them back on the streaming service?

The Mysterious Benedict Society got NINE Emmy Nominations this year!!

With Tony Hale and Marta Kessler both being nominated for the first time for mbs!

I hate being an angry cryer. Do you know how much it sucks to get upset at something and immediately lose all ability to express yourself calmly and clearly (and therfore lose your credibility in the situation)?

Similarities between Columbo and Vimes:

Always finds the criminal(s)

Absolutely love and worship their wives

Cigar addicts

Always investigating/mingling with the rich, but doesn't fit in with that crowd.

Later has other, younger detectives following them around and introducing new ideas and techniques.

Short little guys.

Not to mention that Pratchett wrote something along the lines of "Being investigated by Vimes was like being nibbled to death by a duck." (I couldn't find the exact quote, but I know it exists somewhere.)

Which is a play on Peter Falk's quote about Columbo:

"Being chased by Columbo is like being nibbled to death by a duck."

This was fun. Thanks for bringing it up!

Vimes and Columbo have so much in common it's crazy. (They're both coppers and are completely devoted & worship their wives)

Me if I worked at UNIT.

1. I am very happy that Terry Pratchett is trending in some capacity.

2. Why is it happening?