1. I Am Very Happy That Terry Pratchett Is Trending In Some Capacity.

You know that meme: ignore the background noise, my grandma fell down the stairs.

That's literally every time I visit home.

Don't mind me, I'm just slowly and methodically making my way through the Sidney Freedman tags. Move along.

The utter shock and horror I felt (affectionate)

Just a little guy

Edit:

So he was in fact the murderer. Just as a heads up.

Twenty bucks to anyone who can tell me what GK Chesterton was talking about when he mentioned Flambeau's "spiked bracelet."

On it boss 🫡

Btw If you've bought The Beekeeper's Picnic on Steam and enjoyed it, then leaving a review would be absolutely awesome and help more people to find the game!

Thank you so much to everyone who has left a review already!

First of all, I don't know what you're talking about in the slightest.

Second of all, how dare you call me out like this for something that may or may not have happened verbatim.

I can’t run campaigns in one of my sci-fi settings anymore because ONE OF MY PLAYERS won’t stop violating Space Geneva.

Me: You’re surrounded by Grey, what will you do?

Friend: Can I spit in their mouth?

Me: Sorry?

Friend: You know, to spread diseases. I want to spit in their mouth.

Me: That’s literally biological warfare.

Friend: And?

Me: BIOLOGICAL WARFARE IS A WAR CRIME.

I dont care if I wrote this paper two semesters ago.

It fucking slaps.

It's one of the best things I've ever written in my life and I'm going to attach it on anything that wants a writing sample from me.

When my roommate's new kittens get into my lunch I left out:

Plotting something rn. Some might even say scheming.