For All You Star Wars Fans

Clone trooper facts and confessions;

• Fives cannot drive to save his life. He cannot also park. He’ll make Echo get out and assist, which usually results in run over feet. • Cody is the safest driver and will literally scream at you until you put your god dam seatbelt on. • Echo doesn’t like the colour green and says it just looks like mould. That means all of Yoda’s trooper have been dubbed “the mouldy brigade.” Rex does not encourage this… Rex does encourage this. • Wolffe once hit Cody round the face with a frying pan when out in the field at night, because he was skulking about exploring and Wolffe thought he was a droid. It was the closest thing to hand. • Rex once lost Anakin on a night out and spent a good four hours trying to find him around Coruscant. In the end, he contemplated running away and becoming a loth cat farmer. It turns out he’d disappeared back to base. Which Rex knows is code for “Padme” • Rex knows about Padme. He’s pretty insulted that Anakin thinks he doesn’t know. • Hardcase once threw a bath bomb into a washing machine when he was bored just to see what would happen. • Anakin had one of his robes stained pink and glittery after a bath bomb entered it. Magic.   • Kix actually hates getting vaccinations and will cry if you stab him with a needle. • Kix once at all the lollipops he had after getting a flu vaccine because it really hurt. • Wolffe once cried at a cute dog video. • Wolffe cries at every cute dog video. • Cody and Rex have matching tattoos on their ankles, that are both badly done and misspelled. Mandoa word for brother. But it actually spells bother. • Fives has seen Rex’s terrible tattoo. • Rex once got so drunk that he gave Anakin life advice. Not about Padme or like battle strategies but how to make the perfect toast. • Echo can solve a rubix cube in like a minute. • Fives can peel the stickers off a rubix cube. • Echo has a pile of blankets that he’s stolen from the store cupboard. He’s built like a little nest. • Rex doesn’t have favourites. But it’s defiantly Echo. He actually doesn’t cause him to age 30 years and mass amounts of stress. • Echo once coloured in Five’s adult colouring book of flowers in a fit of passive aggressive rage.

Okay but hear me out

Stephen lang as a live action slade Wilson

I think deathstroke deserves his own movie

Civilian: So, what do you do?

Fives: I hunt down werewolves.

Civilian: Uh... I don’t think those exist.

Fives: Have you ever seen one?

Civilian: Well no...

Fives: Yeah. You’re welcome.

tech in season 7, episode 1 “the bad batch”

FYI

Hunter is based off of billy from the predator, not Rambo u uncultured swine!

I’ve been playing a lot of Fallout 3 lately. Andale’s a nice place

This the best shit I’ve ever heard

Rex, beyond pissed after finding out about palpatine’s betrayal and the damage he will cause to the republic and everyone he loves, busting into Palpatine’s office with Anakin’s stolen lightsaber on one hand and a loaded blaster on another: have you heard the tragedy of Darth Sidious the little bitch?

Rex, firing at him while Palpatine scrambles to his feet, too dumbfounded by Rex’s badassery to even form a sentence: it’s not a story the republic will tell you. You see, Sidius was a LITTLE BITCH-

*Palpatine jumps back with a startle as Rex slashes his desk in two with the lightsaber*

Rex: -and he got beat up to SHIT by a clone captain. Ironic. *kicks palpatine in the nuts* he never thought the army of men he created would be his demise.

Rex: *beheads palpatine with the lightsaber and shoots his head three times before it hits the ground*

I like big boys

Itty bitty boys

Mississippi boys

Inner city boys

I like the pretty boys with the bow tie

Get your nails did, let it blow dry

I like a big beard

I like a clean face

I don’t discriminate, come and get a taste!

who I thought I would be simping over:

who I am actually simping over: