Clone Trooper Facts And Confessions;

Clone trooper facts and confessions;

• Fives cannot drive to save his life. He cannot also park. He’ll make Echo get out and assist, which usually results in run over feet. • Cody is the safest driver and will literally scream at you until you put your god dam seatbelt on. • Echo doesn’t like the colour green and says it just looks like mould. That means all of Yoda’s trooper have been dubbed “the mouldy brigade.” Rex does not encourage this… Rex does encourage this. • Wolffe once hit Cody round the face with a frying pan when out in the field at night, because he was skulking about exploring and Wolffe thought he was a droid. It was the closest thing to hand. • Rex once lost Anakin on a night out and spent a good four hours trying to find him around Coruscant. In the end, he contemplated running away and becoming a loth cat farmer. It turns out he’d disappeared back to base. Which Rex knows is code for “Padme” • Rex knows about Padme. He’s pretty insulted that Anakin thinks he doesn’t know. • Hardcase once threw a bath bomb into a washing machine when he was bored just to see what would happen. • Anakin had one of his robes stained pink and glittery after a bath bomb entered it. Magic.   • Kix actually hates getting vaccinations and will cry if you stab him with a needle. • Kix once at all the lollipops he had after getting a flu vaccine because it really hurt. • Wolffe once cried at a cute dog video. • Wolffe cries at every cute dog video. • Cody and Rex have matching tattoos on their ankles, that are both badly done and misspelled. Mandoa word for brother. But it actually spells bother. • Fives has seen Rex’s terrible tattoo. • Rex once got so drunk that he gave Anakin life advice. Not about Padme or like battle strategies but how to make the perfect toast. • Echo can solve a rubix cube in like a minute. • Fives can peel the stickers off a rubix cube. • Echo has a pile of blankets that he’s stolen from the store cupboard. He’s built like a little nest. • Rex doesn’t have favourites. But it’s defiantly Echo. He actually doesn’t cause him to age 30 years and mass amounts of stress. • Echo once coloured in Five’s adult colouring book of flowers in a fit of passive aggressive rage.