You Can Still Leave Me Asks Like The Ones From Earlier, I Love Answering Them :)

Any marauder: is there a spirit in this house?

Ouija board: yes.

Any marauder: good, the rent is 750 every month and is due every 1st.

Ouija board: w-t-f?

i'm sorry for what i made here: it's an idea for the text fic i'm gonna start

summary: the marauders and marauderettes are being themselves in 2021

word count: 196

fork man created 8 direction

sirius: you have to be kidding me james

fork man: no

remus: i'm out

remus: who else is here

peter: just us

peter changed their name into poptart

remus: not you as well

marlene: don't think you're the only one who's suffering

sirius: says you

poptart changed sirius' name into daddy

daddy: wtf peter

dorcas: what's wrong with you

marlene: he didnt sleep enough

mary: ofc he didnt he was singing someone to you at 4 am

fork man: jesus

fork man: you need him ✝

remus: you don't

remus changed their name into werewolf of london

lily: i thought you were sane

marlene changed lily's name into ik you smell good

ik you smell good: why

marlene: because it's true

daddy: 👀

daddy changed marlene's name into mommy

dorcas: why am i the only sane one

mommy changed dorcas' name into parental unit

werewolf of london: lmaoo that's what you get for complaining

poptart: (;

ik you smell good changed their name into marlene stop changing my user

marlene stop changing my user: i never thought covid would do this to you

mary: @peter he's the worst rn

poptart: stfu

zepeto rp news!

we have:

sirius, played by @enbysiriusblack, scar

remus, played by @fire-balls-wiftie, remoony

lily, played by @royalty-of-fandoms, lilyflowerr

dorcas, played by @elliwrites, casmeadowes

marlene, played by ✨me✨, marlenee

mary, played by @cameronnx, macduck

emmeline, played by @anna-simps, emmieeeeee

euphemia, played by briar (no tumblr), miapotter

anyone else who wants to join the roleplay, message any of us on tumblr (preferably scar or eli), along with the character you wanna be

Sirius: I swing both ways.

Sirius: Violently. With a stick. Come get some, motherduckers.

whos your favourite cereal mascot??

idk ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

it's no big surprise you turned out this way

"sirius orion black, how dare you! how dare you disrespect me and how dare you screw our reputation up! you should be ashamed of yourself!" walburga shouted in the black's dining room, making the glasses on the table shake. "get out of my sight!"

sirius got up of his chair quickly and ran to his room, thoughts coming up in his head.

when they closed their eyes and prayed you would change

walburga sat on her chair, reached her glass full of wine, took a sip and looked out the window, the moon reflecting itself in her eyes, glistering in tears.

"what did i do wrong" she whispered under her breath. "didn't i raise him right? didn't i raise him to be the heir we all want him to be? am i a bad mother?"

and they cut your hair and sent you away

"where are you going?" regulus asked his older brother, leaning against the door frame.

"away from you all. i'm done" sirius answered." you can come too."

"no..i can't" the other one replied.

sirius sighed. "i'm sorry it has to be like this. well...take care." he finished, putting the last things in his chest and walked downstairs.

"sirius black, where are you going?" walburga asked, getting up from the chair.

"away. and i'm not coming back" he said coldly and left the house.

"sirius...!" walburga shouted. "sirius orion black!"

you stopped by my house the night you escaped

"sirius?" james gasped. "what happened?"

"i-i don't think it's time to explain" sirius replied, panting.

"why am i standing here like this? come in!"

with tears in my eyes i begged you to stay

"i shouldn't come here, i'm sorry" sirius sighed. "i'll just pack my things and search for a place"

"no" james responded. "stay here! you're welcomed!"

"james, you're amazing, but i can't take it. i'm not worthy of staying here, and i'm just a burden."

"no you're not!" james replied. "stay! please!"

you said "hey man, i love you"

"no" sirius finished and exited the room.

"no! wait! sirius!"

"no, james. i shouldn't have been welcomed here. i'll just look for a place to go. sorry"

"sirius!" james shouted after him, with hope that he'll come back.

as he saw sirius walking off, james could only hear the word "sorry" in his head.

"sirius!"

"but no fucking way"

headcanon that james is smol, like 3′2″

ok like 5′7″, 5′8″

and like half of his friends are taller than him

and so is his gf

but hdgaf because he’s a short king

it’s done. im doing it on tumblr.

Do you love the colour of the sky?

yeasssss

every colour

that baby blue *i wuv baby blue so much*

the black

BUT

the sunset is my fav 

it’s so amazinggggg