Sirius: I Swing Both Ways.

@kacey-ravenclaw

im bored :/

name a user for every letter uh huh yeah im doing this now

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@abysslll

just so you know, if i don't post the next chapter of dare lovers until monday i died.

happy birthday remus!!! soz i can't write anything for you but i literally don't have time actually if someone considers this a gift for remus that'd be great: https://archiveofourown.org/works/37599493/chapters/93851107

✨sirius headcanons✨

first

my poor child

hates being pitied

james calls him sirikins and it pisses him endlessly

enby (he/they/rai in no order of preference) (all pronouns are fine though)

+gay

my traumatized kid 🥺

they were with a dude named ethan who used sirius

once called mcg mom (he secretly doesn't regret it)

loves everything about remus

like remus with his self-esteem and sirius tells him he's beautiful and fluff and i skfisjk

queen all the way, excuse me!

he's a combo of killer queen, lady stardust and black dog

stop with ben barnes, my fancast for him is my classmate bc they're both twinks

sometimes still thinks about what walby would think of him

just. loves smells like teen spirit fsr

oh and maneskin

him + damiano = besties

pnuk

arsonnn commit arson on the immortal queen

gay gay gay

amazing person but he wouldn't admit it and he doesn't think that

would kill himself for his friends bc they've done sm for him

has a great collection of hair ribbons (from james who)

i bet hari had double the money in gringotts bc sirius and james exist and stuff

loves ramen

trauma and anxiety and all that bc the blacks ✨are being themselves✨

always knew dumbles was a sussy baka

was not on dumbledore's side. he was taught that only good and bad exist, nothing in between. so he joined dumbles to not be on voldemort's side (credits to re for this headcanon)

lily's platonic soulmate

was👏with👏marlene👏

was (and is) the nicest to peter (peter is a marauder jfc)

secretly or not so secretly loves abba

their hair.

secretly dorcas' bestie

does! not! hate! regulus!

sends small gifts to everyone

loooooooooong fingers (and he fills them up w rings and ah so pretty choke me with those fingers) eris you simp

i don't think i mentioned he's gay

not completly english. like he's from around 3872 countries

polyglot

amazing to simp on and i think we all agree to that

lesbians with duolingo

and now, the best gift that they could ask for was to be with each other. again.

"marlene, sweetheart, i have to tell you something." they said on a soppy voice, which made their girlfriend roll her eyes in amusement.

"yes, my dear, darling sunshine?" she said, squeezing her lover's cheeks together.

"i am so in love with you." dorcas whispered, and kissed her square on the lips. "happy birthday, marlene."

"you're the best birthday gift i could have asked for."

as sirius black was running on the stairs, the only thing he could hear were the dark thoughts hitting his head. he stopped in front of the door and started searching in his pocket, he reached the keys and opened the door. to make sure there was no one after him, he looked around and closed it, knowing he was safe. sirius looked over his shoulder to see remus stand in front of him, looking south.

"sirius" he said.

"oh, hi remus. i didn't expect you to come home earlier" sirius replied, with an awkward smile on his face.

"i thought work was over an hour ago" remus cocked an eyebrow. "where were you?"

"we had more customers today" sirius sighed. "please don't think i'm doing anything else"

remus walked to the kitchen, got the whiskey bottle and poured it in his glass. he came back to sirius as he slowly took a sip.

"i don't know what to believe, sirius. i don't think peter would do such a thing, nor anyone else."

"so you just come up with the idea that i would betray james and lily? i would rather kill myself than betray anyone, especially them! remus, believe me." sirius said.

"sirius, you're the first one i would think would do this. you know who you are! you're a fucking black! they're fucking heartless! i wouldn't expect you to fake it all just to vanish us all! beginning with the potters!" remus exclaimed. "that's what you want to do, stop lying! you're just like them!"

"i would never! i would never do that kind of thing! remus, i'm not like them! i tried my best to be who i want and not who i should be just for you to accuse me! i start to think you're actually on peter's side, and you blame me just to get out of all the shit he made!" sirius shouted.

"you can't do anything now black, it's too late. you'll be where you belong soon. i hope it will make the worst of you. think about all the rubbish you created" remus hissed and left the room, letting the other alone with broken hope and a broken heart.

it's too late, sirius.

*chefs kiss*

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you know what happens next...

l e a v e m e a s k s

ok i think i needed to say this

i'm not working on this (the hogwarts champion if you can't open the link) bc i lost motivation and i didn't write anything since november i think

i think everyone who read(s) that needed to know