Why Is This So Fucking Funny To Me

— collecting pictures from the flood that wrecked our home and you caused it

New research led by Kazuo Fujita of Kyoto University has found that your dog is the best wing man/woman. The researchers tested three groups of 18 dogs by putting them in rooms with their owners as well as two strangers. The owners were tasked with opening a box, and solicited help from the two other people in the room (sometimes they would help and sometimes they would refuse). After watching their owners either be rebuffed or aided, the dogs were offered food by the strangers — and were much more likely to ignore the stranger who had been unkind to their owner.

In a study, dogs refused food from people who had slighted their owners

Me: Alexa play girl in red

Robert Sheehan: exists

Me: Alexa play sweater weather

We must be nothing. - No, you’re not that. You’re the only mystery worth solving.

giving birth sucks tbh. not only do you and the baby you’re birthing almost die, usually you shit yourself and often you tear your taint. then you have to push an organ out of your body (placenta) and if even a little of that remains in your body, you can hemorrhage to death or develop an infection that essentially rots your body from the inside out. even if you had a relatively “easy birth”, you bleed for weeks on end. even after that stops, your body and brain is changed for the rest of your life, the pregnancy leeched minerals from your bones, that can cause osteoporosis later. minor urinary incontinence is not uncommon, brain scans of people who gave birth show permanent changes in their brain, you’re never quite the same.

I say all of this not to say giving birth is disgusting but it is a harrowing and visceral experience. society downplays how fucking awful it is and makes it out to be a ~magical~ experience but it isn’t a magical transformative experience for everyone. it can be an extremely traumatic experience for someone who wanted to carry a pregnancy to term, much more so for someone who did not want to be pregnant in the first place or someone who knows their baby won’t survive the birth. anyway, abortion is a right. pregnancy and birth aren’t just inconvenient, it’s fucking awful.

oh also what was up with ben calling dave klaus’s ‘little vietnam fling’??? boy you could at least try and be a bit sympathetic

Just wanna check, what's your pronouns? :-) thank

he/ham

I haven't seen anyone mention how perked up Dave got when Klaus sat with him at the diner. He recognized him immediately and was all smiley like "oh hey it's the pretty man that bought pink paint! How's it going?? How's the bathroom looking? :))"