“It’s Not About The Bed, It’s About Being Next To You.”

Since Chris Pratt is playing the lead in Jurassic World, they should’ve just named the movie Parks and Rex

almost every major holiday in america is based on commercialism… 

what

there’s a lot of weird shit on this site but have you ever seen a peeled lemon

ANCIENT ROMAN MEME DISCOVERED

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it doesnt translate very well

Types of Humor

Gryffindor: dirty jokes, do-it-for-the-vine, loud and hearty guffaws, physical pranks, at themselves and each other, knee-slapping, random tickling attacks, tears of relief and joy, raucous celebratory laughter

Ravenclaw: High and clear, musical laughter, intelligent jokes, punchlines, horrible wordplay and puns, obscure inside jokes, mischievous twinkles, waiting for the other shoe to drop, elaborate pranks

Hufflepuff: warm and chuckling laughter, snorting milk, sputtering water, laughing until you can't breathe, teasing and ribbing, team-effort pranks, false innocence, irony, the onion headlines, dad jokes

Slytherin: dark jokes, lets-play-serious-or-joking, best friend insults, throw your head back laughter, red face and teary eyes, knowing looks and smirks, weird news, inventive pranks, dangerous dares

STOP?

In light of the disappointing shortlist of actors up for playing young Han Solo in the upcoming spin-off, we should be reminded of the brilliant internet talent Jamie Costa.

Jus Reign ft Desiigner premiere their hit single “POLAR BEAR” at the #MMVAs