Aww I Saw This On Facebook And Thought It Was Way Too Good Not To Repost

A mozzarella stick!

#f42069 and #b4da55 are fantastic colors that go so well with each other

I thought we were supposed to have grown up in university.

if u are about to get stabbed just say “I have too much swagger for the dagger” and they will leave u alone

Ladypug.

There was a little girl in church, about 5, and her parents obviously let her get dressed herself that day because she came waddling in with the puffiest coat on in the summer in North Carolina. She comes and sits in the pew in front of us. 15 minutes into mass she turns around and hands my husand an orange. Her parents are mortified.

“Savannah not again!” They sold! (Again kills me)

They appologize and she turns back around. A few moments later she goes to hand me an orange but her parents grab it from her before she can.

Savannah is determined. She reaches her tiny fists into her puffy coat and pulls out two more ornages. She begins to distribute them. Her parents are now beat red and in shock.

This small child proceeds to laugh a laugh I can only call manical (in a Catholic church) unzip the inner line of her coat and releases what had to have been 20-30 of those little kid oranges into the pews.

WE EAT Savannah yells cackeling

The priest can no longer contain his glee

The entire church is dying with laughter

She felt like Jesus on the moutian with the baskets of fish that day I’m sure.

Children are amazing.

"If anyone has any reason why these two should not be wed, please speak now." the baker stands up. he has never met the bride or groom but he must stop this wedding before anyone finds out that the cake is just some couch cushions covered in icing