If U Are About To Get Stabbed Just Say “I Have Too Much Swagger For The Dagger” And They Will Leave

why cant people in relationships go longer than an hour without talking about it

in an attempt to appeal to the pathos of my potential employers, i wrote my resume using the same format a no-kill shelter would use to describe a geriatric dog

even though Angel Beats destroyed me it’s still the goddamn funniest anime

Roughly 1000 of you asked: Did you lie about your age when Princess Diana died?

I have this picture of sasuke on my phone that chase and I call “safe for work sasuke” and it’s because it’s the tallest picture in my camera roll so whenever he sends me any nsfw stuff when I’m in public I just send sfw sasuke and he takes up the whole screen

THEY LITERALLY HANG THEM UP TO DRY IN CRYING OH MY GOD

When you’re the only one that doesn’t get the joke.

sam what does this mean