Alright Y’all Who Want To Plot All Of My Tumblr Posts With Me Just Like The Popular Tumblr Bloggers.

we joke about tumblr’s pjge (post john green era) but it is legitimately wild that a) a social media site allowed others to edit your posts for five years, and b) that we all agreed to use the honor system about it until mr. green arrived

if millennials making fun of gen z becomes a meme i’m calling every one of you out for hypocrisy

Daryl, season 1: I hate everyone here, especially Rick

Daryl, season 5: I love everyone here, especially Rick

I picked up a worm, and it wrote something in my hand with a tiny pencil. Unfortunately it was too small to read. An autograph? A spell? An angry note?

OK you know when you hold a cup on your face without your hands… like you suck all the air out of the cup… i don’t know what it’s called

but it’s like That it’s really good

god I dont wanna fuckin go on dates or try to sell myself or expose myself to an unending list of potential heartbreaks i just wanna skip to the part where someone is holding me and i am cozy. fuck this bro