I Picked Up A Worm, And It Wrote Something In My Hand With A Tiny Pencil. Unfortunately It Was Too Small

u know what my biggest pet peeve is? when someone is like genuinely very mean to others and when they’re called out on their behavior they’re like “sorry i’m just a bitch xoxo” like yes u sure are!!!!! not something u should be proud of

Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it.

i can’t believe superwholock existed as one the largest fandom(s) on this website. there hasn’t been a trace of it on my dashboard in years. No mention, no whisper. a ghost. i still follow people who reblogged it. i myself reblogged it. and yet here we are, not daring to ever mention it. im risking my life making this po

I saw the future. There were so few bees left that they cross-bred beekeepers with them so they could better connect with them.

I was taking a test to identify plants (I won because some dude thought pineapples were berries) and after that I met a beekeeper who worked inside of a giant glass beehive and had little antennas and a dope ass beard.

george washington: hoe don't do it

america: creates a two party system

george washington: oh my god

Some examples of why the Oxford comma is generally a good idea

The World’s Smallest Snowman stands less than 3 microns tall.  The snowman was fabricated from three 0.9 micron silica spheres stacked with the use of electron beam lithography.  The eyes and mouth were cut with a focused ion beam while the arms and nose were sculpted with platinum.

The tone and the absolute Nihilism of this video terrifies me beyond reason

When you try at first to hide you’re listening to an anime song

you: why is return of the jedi your favorite star wars??

me:

you: holy shit