This Is So Fucking Funny

surfing the internet in 2020: sweet, this lootbox I just opened will allow me to check my emails at 80% of full speed for the next 8 hours

judge: yes plaintiff what are u suing for?

me: fraud. your honor how she gone be fine as hell wit no tagged/me

judge: dam u right this hoe wildn case closed

okay but watching the latest Trump meltdown is amazing since one of the primary defenses I’ve heard of his behavior is “all guys have said stuff like that”. after several years of “not all men” every time we try to talk about sexual harassment. suddenly it is, in fact, all men. that is some kermit-drinking-tea level cognitive dissonance. thank you and good night.

“they’re both the same” // “your vote doesn’t matter”

To Fathom Her Mysteries

ParaNorman (2012)

the internet is a sacred medium for humor

Friendly reminder that if your furry friends get scared In thunderstorms you should try and comfort them or better yet get them a thunder coat, or just hug them really tight, whatever you do remember that they have feelings too and if you can help them, do.

im voting this best vine of 2014