the internet is a sacred medium for humor
I love so many of Trump’s nicknames (TrumpleThinSkin, Cheeto Benito, etc.), but I just read my absolute favorite, which is “super callous fragile racist, extra braggadocious.”
Gryffindor: dirty jokes, do-it-for-the-vine, loud and hearty guffaws, physical pranks, at themselves and each other, knee-slapping, random tickling attacks, tears of relief and joy, raucous celebratory laughter
Ravenclaw: High and clear, musical laughter, intelligent jokes, punchlines, horrible wordplay and puns, obscure inside jokes, mischievous twinkles, waiting for the other shoe to drop, elaborate pranks
Hufflepuff: warm and chuckling laughter, snorting milk, sputtering water, laughing until you can't breathe, teasing and ribbing, team-effort pranks, false innocence, irony, the onion headlines, dad jokes
Slytherin: dark jokes, lets-play-serious-or-joking, best friend insults, throw your head back laughter, red face and teary eyes, knowing looks and smirks, weird news, inventive pranks, dangerous dares
if one more of you sends me a post about your bowser kinks i will delete
# WHERE IS THE CROSSOVER THAT WE DESERVE???
is she okay
3 year old death grip!
this has to be one of b99’s best opens
When your song come on in the club
Stuff I like that I reblog, and stuff that I post .... Luke
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