“yeah, Everything’s Fine, I Just Tucked Your Kid Into Bed. But Can I Cover Up The Clown Statue In

there are guys in my dorm who decided to play cards in the elevator

"Are you ticklish" is such a loaded question. If you say no they’ll test it. If you say yes they’ll test it. Just tickle me. Get it over with. Subject me to this horror soon so that I may begin my healing process. 

please watch this john mulaney bit from snl of him complaining about how computers ask us if we are robots it is hilarious 10/10 would recommend

y’all mention dice, laundry pods, bath bombs, but you’re forgetting the most chewy thing of all

“Lilo and Stitch” 2002

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Lilo plays a trick on the tourists.