"Are You Ticklish" Is Such A Loaded Question. If You Say No They’ll Test It. If You Say Yes They’ll

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getting a lecture from your parents like

nooo don't kill me i won't drop any useful items haha

How long does someone have to be dead before it’s considered archeology instead of grave robbing?

I just realized you American fuckholes have no idea what these are.

These little pieces of heaven are called Tim Bits (it’s only morbid if you know that the namesake of this awesome ass coffee place died in a car crash.)

These orgasmic mouth fillers (no seriously, they fill your mouth to just the right amount) come in a fucking trucks worth of different flavoUrs. They’re like donut holes but better.

These little fuckers come in packs of ten, twenty and forty and are cheap as dirt. Teachers get these little tastes of gods perfection as rewards for hard working students. That’s why everyone in Canada has As (or should I say ‘eh’s?)