This Is A Jokey Joke Video But Honest To God A Guy Whos Job Has Absolutely Fuck All To Do With Character

“go hang a salami” backwards is “im a lasagna hog" and that pleases me

I JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT GLOSTER CANARIES AND I’M GONNA CRY LOOKIT THEM

THEY HAVE BOWLCUTS

BOWLCUTS

LOOK AT THAT SMUG LITTLE FUCKER WITH HIS FUCKING BOWLCUT

A few joking D&D achievements. 

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sliding into her DMs like 😍😍

the internet is a sacred medium for humor

Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.

we opened at 11 this morning. i watched an old man literally pry the fucking sliding doors open at 10:43 and stand there just staring into the empty store and my coworker & i were like sir. for the love of fuck

this gets funnier as it replays