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welcome to my most surreal experience

The tols Vs. The smols

me, to the tune of “YCMA,” while putting new perches in the bird cages: it’s time to sit on a wood perch today! i’m gonna sit on a wood perch today, because i am a bird and that’s just what birds do. were you a bird, you would sit here too.

manager, who i didn’t realize was on the other side of the door: you… you having fun there, jake?

Literally just watched this yesterday

REALLY wish that super hero movies/shows would like, go back to using secret identities as an actual thing instead of either just not having them or have them only be there in the most bare minimum hand wavy way they can