REALLY Wish That Super Hero Movies/shows Would Like, Go Back To Using Secret Identities As An Actual

uhhhhh fellas? we got an imposter?🤔😕😡

If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.

you know what’s probably more fun than playing chess? cheating at chess

“ohhh would you look at that, my pawns found jesus and now they’re all bishops”

“so i realize it looks like i’m putting a thimble on the board but actually my rooks have been using their downtime to build another rook, one that’s better, stronger, faster—”

“hey welcome back. while you left to get a snack, those six pieces you’d captured slipped their guards, tunneled to safety and emerged right in the middle of your royal palace.”

“oof, looks like you’ve got my king cornered…maybe this is a good time to mention that shortly before we started playing, my pawns and knights revolted and instituted a representative democracy. feel free to kill the puppet ruler that was the one remaining vestige of our tyranny, you cringing servant of the crown. vive la revolution!”

The mindfuck moment when you can split a cube into thirds

I can’t be a relatable teen anymore I am sad Snapchat: itsagifnotagif

Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day? 

For thou hast NO CHILL.