DM:  “The Orc Captain Fires His Bow, And…that’s A Hit.  And He Rushes, And…hit.  And, Bonus

I will carry the regret with me forever ;( CARPE DIEM MY PRETTIES, CARPE THE HELL OUTTA THE DIEM

When that planned 15 minute nap turns into a 4 hour nap.

In Spanish we don’t say ‘you’re my soulmate and i can’t live without you’ we say ‘sois muy fastidiosos con este tipo de posts callaros ya’ and i think that’s beautiful

Legend of the Virgin King

Nigga made a spirit bomb out of virginity lmfao

THE BABY’S FACE!!!!

i love spending all my time foraging n running around picking up everything i see in video games bc when i go to the merchant??? & they try 2 hit me with the “first u need to go get me the long lost emerald berry of princess logbreath before i even THINK about dealing”

…sis i’ve already handed it over

Roses are red

Storm clouds are grey