I Will Carry The Regret With Me Forever ;( CARPE DIEM MY PRETTIES, CARPE THE HELL OUTTA THE DIEM

I built a nap hole in my closet which is great and has no downside until someone comes into my room looking for me and I have to crawl out of my closet which is frankly impossible to do with dignity and without looking like a sleepy Gollum hissing “what does it wants who wakes us up”

Stranger Things + foreshadowing

the fact that anyone has to fucking explain this blows my mind

This cat statue I saw at a thrift store.. absolute fucking unit.

truly could’ve never guessed the second half of this 5 second video

i have no self-control

Mythbusters ended too soon. I feel like The Cask Of Amontillado is exactly the myth they would have tested.

Like, figuring out how long it takes the mortar to dry. Finding the maximum amount of time before knocking down a recently built brick wall. Establishing the best place on a recently bricked wall to topple it and escape.

And then, doing all of that while drunk.

Mythbusters, you left us too soon.

Glass of Supervicious Fluid