*waits For Tumblr To Solve This Mess So I Can Start Selling These*

PEOPLE ARE LIKE RASPBERRIES

Some are dark skinned

Some are light skinned

Some are big and some are small

Some look ‘complete’ and other might not be quite there

But no matter what

If you put them together

And blend them up

They taste pretty darn good

i went in to a cells at work thread on 4chan’s /a/ because i can’t help but immerse myself in sludge and the whole thread was anons talking about how they’ve been eating better and drinking more water because they want the anime girls that live inside of them to be happier 

shinzo abe you son of a bitch, you did it. 

me: immune system why do i have a fever

immune system: well the bacteria can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long so i thought i’d raise the temperature to kill them off!

me: 

immune system:

me: 

immune system:

me: we also can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long

immune system:

I present to you John Green on his wedding day.

QUICK PLEASE CAN SOMEONE FIND ME THAT PICTURE OF THE EYESHADOW PALETTE THAT WAS LIKE “DIESEL FUMES” AND “HUEUGH” AND OTHER STUPID ASS NAMES 

telling ppl attracted to men that there are no good men out there or that men can’t love only normalizes poor treatment from men & doesn’t do anything helpful

Lukeeeee it's Ally :)

McHale?

when u have to explain to ur friends why ur cancelling plans 

🤠