My Favorite Thing Is When You Pick Up An Animal And You Look Them In The Eyes And You Can Tell Nothings

when you open a new tab and can’t remember why

This is honest to God the funniest shit I have ever seen

I asked my boyfriend in Canada once, how he deals with polar bears because I was curious about what to do and he was like, just be calm, let them know you’re there, and give them space and they’ll usually just go away. 

Fall activities

anderson: you bragged about sexually assualting women. What do you have to say about that?

trump: NOW, SPEAKING OF ISIS

what if the clown sightings in 2016 started as a publicity stunt for the It (2017) movie but when it started spreading and all the bad news came out the production company decided to never go public? the clown sightings started during the same months the shooting of It (2017) took place

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Anyways the way Tumblr treats the Perks Of Being A Wallflower like it’s cringe and bad just because of the hipster craze over it in 2012 and ignoring the fact that it’s one of the few books/movies that shows the ugly side of teen mental illness and discusses sexual trauma in young boys (something only portrayed in shows like SVU) is in fact, bullshit, and I’ll never forgive y'all for taking the line “we accept the love we think we deserve” (a reference to toxic abusive relationships) and turning it into cringe culture. This is a book about a struggling depressed kid who I saw myself in as a teen, and yeah he and his friends could be annoying and pretentious but are you going to say you weren’t as a kid?

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your husband seems like a dick kill him. also does ghosts still exist?

he is a dick and killing him is on my list, but he’s attractive so i’m going to get one more kid out of him

i’m not sure on the ghost front, i guess we’ll find out after i kill my husband and put his gravestone in my backyard