Your Husband Seems Like A Dick Kill Him. Also Does Ghosts Still Exist?

What if when birbs took flight, they absorbed their legs like planes do with landing gear

there they go

(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtg4o__aRMg)

I just want to thank Hillary Clinton for standing up for women, children, and families; I just want to thank her for fighting so hard to be what this country needs right now.

I just want to acknowledge Hillary for being the first woman to accept a presidential nomination, the first woman to vote for herself for president, and the first woman to win electoral votes in the U.S.

I just want to thank her because I woke up this morning thinking that I would have a female president and that’s not something I’ve ever had the chance to think before. Thank you for giving me that hope, for making me believe that it could happen, and for showing me that it CAN happen, and that someday, hopefully very, very soon, this country will be ready for it.

🤔🤔🤔

just-shower-thoughts:

Don’t forget to set your clocks back 40 years tonight.

i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE