God, Tolkien Naming His Book “The Hobbit” Was Such A Big Dick Move. Like, Back Then People Didn’t

gay people dont face nearly as much oppression as slow poopers

just discovered a neat trick. if you make brownies but dont cut them, you can eat the whole slab and say you only ate 1 brownie

if an archaeologist says an artifact was probably for “ritual purposes” it means “i have no fuckin clue”

but if they say it was for “fertility rituals” they mean “i know exactly what it was for but i dont want to say ‘ancient dildo’”

“sometimes its fun to just sit”

From a Christian stand, would it be fair to consider Nationalism the worship of a false idol?

someday, in the distant future, humans will once again be capable of hearing the phrase “what is love” without also feeling the primal urge to  respond with “baby don’t hurt me”