Reese Witherspoon Throwing Ice Cream At Meryl Streep On The Set Of Big Little Lies Season Two

Guy dresses up as his dog’s favorite toy (via Jeff Spiegel/Twitter)

teacher: go ahead and introduce yourselves student: my name is “michael” with a “b”, and i’ve been afraid of insects my entire— teacher:stop stop stop. where? student: hm? teacher:where’s the “b” ?? student: (voice shaking) THERES A BEE???

EXTREMELY RARE. Farofa listened. Reblog for the universe to listen to your wishes.

I play with my hair a lot

Crush: *Talks to someone*

Me: I lost them. They’re clearly in love with that person. How did this happen?

If it wasn’t for that piano music Kingdom Hearts would be a comedy.

Ron just got his howler from his mom yelling at him for stealing the car. He seems super embarrassed and most of the Great Hall is laughing. But here’s the thing:

Ron is 12 years old.

Ron stole a car.

Ron fucking stole a fucking car at the age of TWELVE.

I would not be laughing at him. Ronald Weasley is a fucking bad ass. When was the last time you jacked a car Malfoy? That’s what I thought. Bitch.