EXTREMELY RARE. Farofa Listened. Reblog For The Universe To Listen To Your Wishes.

souns like sumone has the bwubonic pwague

Media: I have made an article about science.

Scientists: You've ruined a perfectly good research finding is what you've done. Look at it. It's got alarmism.

"The teacher will clear the other students from the room".... and yet  your lab partner stays

ok we had to watch this in chem class

that sexual tension

schol:

when u Mom com home and make hte spagheti

*blows dust off this post* ahh…. an ancient relic, a remnant of the old era

A gentle response defuses anger.

Proverbs 15:1 (via kvtes)

Small town culture is knowing that there are Old Folks with strange nicknames but never knowing the stories behind them.

Of course, I made the mistake of asking why everyone calls this one guy Brickaday and it turns out that he worked at a brickyard for 40 years, stealing exactly one brick every day and making no particular efforts to conceal the theft. Nobody thought anything of it until years later he was discovered to have built three houses.

His boss is said to have shrugged and made some remarks about the importance of coming up with a plan and sticking to it.

I‘m trying to arrange my face into an appropriate approximation of silent bafflement and failing miserably.

Ping Pong the Animation // Episode 6 Kong Wenge’s Karaoke Scene (Shōgo Hamada, Midnight Flight)

I’m too lazy to think of a fake post but everyone was clapping

Fullmetal Alchemist Denial [SPOILERS]

When you think it might be different the next time.