Why Does Bart Do That Voice In This Moment And Why Have I Been Laughing About It For Five Fucking Hours

[OC] I laid out what a 5’ by 5’ square was in real life to help my players get some perspective on just how big each map square is. 

"Are you ticklish" is such a loaded question. If you say no they’ll test it. If you say yes they’ll test it. Just tickle me. Get it over with. Subject me to this horror soon so that I may begin my healing process. 

green dad is moved

Bugs Bunny isn’t your conventional trickster god - he doesn’t steal or lie; rather he inflicts on us a societal hubris. He traps us in the rules, conventions and expectations we’ve made. Forcing us to go through the niceties of the barbershop or DMV at the times most inconvenient to us. If we didn’t have these rules - if it was twelve thousand years ago and all we had was a snare and a knife, Bugs would be nothing more than a mortal rabbit. But now we have built so much and he has become a god.  

Gee Guillermo, why does your mom let you have TWO OSCARS?

y’all mention dice, laundry pods, bath bombs, but you’re forgetting the most chewy thing of all

remember when paul, sebastian, anthony and chris were on jimmy kimmel and jimmy was like “wait, what do u mean there was a lot of lube?” and seb goes “well i mean i gotta get in there…right.” and then the four of them just

and summed themselves up perfectly? seb’s just instant regret, chris is like “seb that’s gonna be on the internet forever”, mackie’s like ayyyy that’s my boy right there, and paul is questioning how he ended up with these people 

Some of y’all take shipping… really seriously, huh.

He’s a “If I fits, I sits” hall of famer