Hi Please Watch This Video Of A Man Getting Rekt By A 450hp Fan

People born in 1997 are turning 18 now do you know how scary that is

A guy walks into a bar and sees 3 pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling. The guy asks, “What’s this about?” The bartender replies, “Well, if you can jump up and slap the meat, you get free drinks for the rest of the night. If you miss, you pay for everyone’s drinks for the next hour. You wanna do it?” The guy replies, “Nah, the steaks are too high.”

if u are about to get stabbed just say “I have too much swagger for the dagger” and they will leave u alone

Here’s the progress. 

anyway bye

ParaNorman (2012)

“did chris evans actually jump that high to grab onto that helicopter in civil war?”

friendly reminder that chris vaulted with ease over chris pratt after just telling him less than a minute before that he would be able to clear him if he only put his head down.

(via FrankGalikanokus)

he’s hungry