I Want…………………………a Normie Gf

i watched my brother drop a remote on his foot and the only thing he said was “i am so sick of being alive”

Together again

[walks around with an entire big mac in my mouth but never actually biting down] It’s a metaphor, see: you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the power to do its killing.

the prophecy has read true

SQUIRTLE VARIANTS

*Shows up months late to the pokemon variant bandwagon with Starbucks* 

Frankly, I wish I was embarassed at how much thought I put into this, but I’m not. I’m really not.

Are there any objections? No? okay good, so yea Ryan is Tim Drake.👍🏾 DO IT BEN AFFLECK!