The Prophecy Has Read True

i want…………………………a normie gf

spirit animal

are you wearing leather pants in your last video?

roses are red,i’m wearing jeans,

"What is Psych?"

That’s it. That’s the show.

me, at a restaurant: so, what would you recommend?

waiter: well, the house special, most definitely, or the bees.

me, confused: the bees?

waiter, shouting to the kitchen: HE HAS SELECTED THE BEES

kitchen: THE BEES

when u need to go

i didn’t do hourlies but here’s something that happened to me yesterday

So apparently nobody has been talking about this?

Because this is a pretty big f****** deal!