What's Your Best Example Of Correlation Not Equaling Causation?

Ebo was going through a really rough molt, and he threw a hissy fit when I took a break from petting him so I could scratch my knee.  So naturally, I took about 10 times longer to scratch my knee than I originally planned. ^_^

(unmute this for Ebo in all his bratty glory)

Hedgehog Inadvertently Plays a Respectable Measure of Jazz Just by Walking Atop Piano Keys

NOPE.

Yes. These bastards (and actually the whole Sheikah design) is based on the japanese Jomon pottery.

what the fuck are half of the urls on this website.

i just saw someone with “cumleak” as an url

what the fuck

i want to die

i’m in this very odd bubble 

like logically, i know i have a lot to do

but like, emotionally, i’m just.. not.. registering it??? i’m not so much calm but like.. standing in a sound proof fishbowl watching all of my obligations press their faces to the glass, yelling and knocking, and like, my homework and emails are teaming up to make a battering ram and my job is trying to tunnel under and i’m just standing here watching it all in muffled, deaf silence like “ok”

prepare for high school then prepare for college then prepare for your career then prepare for retirement then you’re dead 

Clark: *has Diana, Victor and Arthur under his grasp*

Barry: *runs behind Clark to defend them*

Clark @ Barry: