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*pronounces “champagne” like “lasagne”*

they wanna be shrek and fiona so bad 

Corgi on a Carousel

Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth

> Don’t give him a baby for a while.

i’m sorry i just CANNOT get over how much shane sounds like a fucking alien who has no idea what humans find acceptable, what the fuck

Really? This broad can’t think of one time Jesus got in trouble with the law? Like, once? Where it maybe led to a pretty significant consequence? Not once? 

*whsiper*

mario odyssey….

I don’t understand why every time I post a video link folks are like “I thought this was going to be a rickroll”. If I wanted to rickroll people I’d just do so openly!