Tuuuurn Around….

me, at a restaurant: so, what would you recommend?

waiter: well, the house special, most definitely, or the bees.

me, confused: the bees?

waiter, shouting to the kitchen: HE HAS SELECTED THE BEES

kitchen: THE BEES

Woah this is actually accurate to me.... wait never mind I relate to most of them.

the signs & their downfall

Aries- temperamental / impulsive Taurus- lovesick  Gemini- lack of stability Cancer- inability to let go Leo- either arrogance or insecurity Virgo- obsession with perfection Libra- intense desire to please  Scorpio- inability to be vulnerable Sagittarius- lack of empathy  Capricorn- stubborn / rigid  Aquarius- god complex Pisces- playing the martyr

A Land Without Guns: How Japan Has Virtually Eliminated Shooting Deaths

Haha "Woops"

Woops my 10 minute study break turned into a whole year

Hey what was the name of Lilo’s big sister in Lilo and Stitch?

I just realized you American fuckholes have no idea what these are.

These little pieces of heaven are called Tim Bits (it’s only morbid if you know that the namesake of this awesome ass coffee place died in a car crash.)

These orgasmic mouth fillers (no seriously, they fill your mouth to just the right amount) come in a fucking trucks worth of different flavoUrs. They’re like donut holes but better.

These little fuckers come in packs of ten, twenty and forty and are cheap as dirt. Teachers get these little tastes of gods perfection as rewards for hard working students. That’s why everyone in Canada has As (or should I say ‘eh’s?)

me: wtf why is everyone going to bed, it's only-

me: oh