I Just Realized You American Fuckholes Have No Idea What These Are.

I blocked them. I blocked them all. They’re blocked, every single one of them. And not just the men, but the women and the children, too. They’re like animals, and I blocked them like animals.

if you combine world of warcraft and league of legends you get “wow lol”

did they do that on purpose

Me:*opens browser while working on essay*

Brain: hoe don't do it

Me:*opens tumblr*

Brain: oh my god

I’m reading the Sandman right now, and a character talking to Julius Caesar praised him for giving the people cheap corn.

The Columbian exchange didn’t occur for a millennium and a half. Literally unreadable. Sorry Neil, I can’t continue reading this.

part of the Jesus fandom and yes it is right on the nose

My FB feed is pretty good tonight

Last year for Easter, we got these cool egg decorating kits, with markers, stickers, stencils etc.

I was trying to do an elaborate floral pattern on my eggs, but the stencil kept slipping. I got reeeeally distraught. More distraught than I had any right to be. But no matter how much I concentrated, I couldn’t get the stencil to stay in the right place.

I was having an eggs n’ stencil crisis.