I Made A College Vine Compilation B/c Suffering™️

omg i choked dbdbd

The thing that fucks me up about tumblr is that there is literally a text post that says “none pizza with left mineral” and i laughed, and i reblogged it, and it was only after i laughed and reblogged it that I realized that post is just a random collection of five words that make no fucking sense to anyone in the real world 

I freakin love off the wall illuminati theories

me: hoe don't do it

me: [stays up late]

me the next morning: oh my god

Guy wanted me to make him a queen-size blanket.

McMeme

NAH, SON DEAD SENT THIS TO 39 OTHER PEOPLE 💀

My little secret.

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if I’m crying about Hagrid at 5am I’m taking all of you with me