Guy Wanted Me To Make Him A Queen-size Blanket.

like, no offense to other people, but the people who read this blog are the best people on the planet. 

Never forget.

“Can I touch your butt” in Elvish.

memes from Estonia

Chillin' by the fire while we eatin' fondue, I don't know about me but I know about you, So say hello to falsetto in three, two, swag

Man I just typed this in Google and get yo nasty Justin beiber lyrics outta here

I feel so awkward when I show other people something I thought was funny and I’m like crying and can’t breathe because I’m laughing so hard and they just kind of smile at me like

judy hopps is a cop who leverages a strangers felony tax evasion to get him to put his life in danger and work around the clock so that she can keep her job

she then presumably helps him cover up his crime to get him a job on the same police force

i like elephant seals IN THEORY cos they look so goofy but every time i watch any documentary about them all they do is fuck and fight extremely graphically and disgustingly to the death so i’m deeply afraid of them

Wasn’t iCarly that guy with the wax wings that flew into the sun and fucking got rest because same

In 2018 we’re being nice to actors and that’s final