New Political Compass Go

Alright y’all who want to plot all of my tumblr posts with me just like the popular tumblr bloggers.

when your friend cusses in front of your parents

Garden God

informal poll

"fuck boys get money" means:

a) Forget boys, accrue wealth instead

b) Have sex with boys and get money for it

c) Fuck Boys—ie, boys who fuck—are paid well

d) Argh!! Boys are paid well

e) Shoot, boys sure understand money

IN THE FIFTH GIF HE PATS THE CUPS WITH HIS LITTLE PAWS TO MAKE SURE IT’S IN. BRB, DYING.

ARE YOU KIDDING? LOOK AT THE 7TH GIF HOW HE JUST HANDS THE CUPS TO THE PERSON AND IS LIKE, “HERE HUMAN, YOUR FEEBLE TASK FOR ME IS COMPLETE. NOW LEAVE US BE.”

YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS

if i ever talk to you at 3 am please remember thats not the real me. it is merely a dark overemotional tired version of myself who craves interaction