Animal……… Man………… The Same……..

planetfatness:

overheard a girl’s phone conversation on the bus where she angrily asked the person on the other line why she had to call on someone else’s phone - “why did you block my number?? yes you did! then why didn’t you answer my calls or texts???” and i was like damn, this girl is mad, i kinda feel bad for whoever she’s talking to. then she said “no, grandma, LISTEN” and i was like grandma, the fuck? how could you?

parents: “u should be more active” me: 

Hey what was the name of Lilo’s big sister in Lilo and Stitch?

i like elephant seals IN THEORY cos they look so goofy but every time i watch any documentary about them all they do is fuck and fight extremely graphically and disgustingly to the death so i’m deeply afraid of them

WW2 SIREN

College is cool because if you relax for a minute then you’re all of a sudden failing 11 classes even thought you’re only taking 5

The Force Awakens

Process of Dawn