College Is Cool Because If You Relax For A Minute Then You’re All Of A Sudden Failing 11 Classes Even

Did you know that beekeepers have famously attractive eyes ? Every single one of them . I don’t know the science behind it , but studies show beauty is in the eye of the bee holder . 

almost every person i know bathes/showers in the evening while i do that in the morning, i’m curious which is more wide-spread so please reblog with tags saying if you take a shower/bathe in the morning or the evening

today I literally heard a woman say “i cooked two separate meals for easter because my husband said the first one I made was too girly ”

girl just throw the whole husband out

Honest question: Why do pop culture references work and get a laugh in things like Shrek, but in others they just come across as just being lame and forced? What makes a pop culture reference work? 

a little girl who grows up thinking all doors are automatic but actually she’s haunted by a really polite ghost

the year is 2067. am elderly woman sits in a hover-rocker at the local care home. she’s nodding off to sleep when a voice says, “hey, i like your shoelaces.” the woman opens her eyes, confused. shoelaces? shoes stopped having laces decades ago. she stares at the grey haired lady in front of her for a long quizzical minute before it hits her. a large, dentured smile spread across her face and she replies:

“thanks. i stole them from the president.”

A Telephone Game between 11 artists went out of control!!! Please look at everyone’s full submission here!;) This was super fun!!!!

Artists sanigo, synthesine, kanupham, di_acute, bwzeeep, yotation, stindaan, tabbora, austinhuens, kohiu, ceciifm

The “fictional big dogs befriending tiny cats” holy trinity 

that previous anon is WRONG. Boys are stupid, and you are smart. You can capture one without looks ever coming into the picture.

did my mom sneak into my ask box