I’m Going To Name My Daughter Casserole So Then She’ll Get The Nickname Cass And People Will Be Like

If you think about it potatoes don’t really get all that much credit

they’re fucking awesome

this one thing here

can be made into:

different variations of fries

regular,

curly,

waffle.

It can be made into chips

or ruffly 

you can make hashbrowns with it

even a salad

add some fuckin cheese to those potatoes

you can have it sliced and diced

or baked

you can make tater tots

hell you can even eat the skin

or just have little potato nuggets

thank u potatoes

potato appreciation post

we have developed people

[walks around with an entire big mac in my mouth but never actually biting down] It’s a metaphor, see: you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the power to do its killing.

It’s sad how much of what is taught in school is useless to over 99% of the population.

There are literally math concepts taught in high school and middle school that are only used in extremely specialized fields or that are even so outdated they aren’t used anymore!

Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it.

life advice:

never say anything to a penguin that the penguin has not already said to you

My fingers slipped

if you say “cool beans” to me you automatically fail your charisma check and I just start swinging

it just occurred to me that darth vader, master engineer, probably looked at the death star plans at some point and noticed the flaw, but didn’t bother to tell anyone about it because he despised everyone who was involved in the project