A Whopping 140 Pieces Of Gear, Some Brand-new And Some Returning From The Previous Game, Will Soon Be

When one person compliments you then a bunch of other people start to compliment you

i love it when you accidentally meet eyes with a stranger in public and you flash a quick polite smile and they look at you like they wish you were dead in a ditch

2nd century BC Pictish/Caledonian Louis CK: kids today don't even know that we didn't always have bronze dirks. i hear kids whining about their bronze dirks not holding an edge. [bellowing] you want to drive a fucking flint dirk into the throat of your enemy? [baby voice] oh my bronze dirk got a dent in it. it's slightly less sharp now [bellowing] really? how would you like it when your dirk flakes into a thousand tiny flint shards upon striking the shield of your enemy? you little piece of shit? [baby voice] *random mewling noises* [bellowing again] fuck you! your parents didn't raise you correctly. [philosophical, exasperated] everything is amazing, and nobody's happy

Yes. These bastards (and actually the whole Sheikah design) is based on the japanese Jomon pottery.

Hey, what’s Winnie the pooh’s favorite color?

Literally just watched this yesterday

if u are about to get stabbed just say “I have too much swagger for the dagger” and they will leave u alone

Second half of my monster collection list! Here’s the first half of the bunch!