Johnny Bravo Is Chad-passing

my fave is problematic: puppyshaming

Wanted to try my hand at those pokemon variations things I see going around! I’ve had gems on the brain, so why not use Sableye, right?

Y'all really have the audacity to be surprised when your hedonistic lifestyle is unfulfilling

my english teacher used to collect street signs until her students began to steal them for her

like they stole a street sign 

that said the street name

they also stole a stop sign in front of this loop in front of my school

and all 100 kids were like stealing signs

my english teacher was the head of a crime ring

RED, THE BLOOD OF ANGRY MEN

TEA, A DRINK WITH JAM AND BREAD

heLP I DON’T KNOW WHICH TUNE TO SING IT IN

This is somewhat valid but you do realize that a competitive smash player would still crush a casual player 9 games out of 10 even with items and stage hazards on. Like they are obviously good at the game, they just prefer to play without the rng elements included. Especially if you’re playing for money keeping items on just doesn’t seem as valid due to the randomness it introduces.

Like yes the default is “party” mode but it’s not like they hacked the game to remove items. Item switch has been a built in feature in every game so it seems like a stretch to say they are playing against the designers intentions by using it. 

The overwatch comparison isn’t really the same because that is a part of the characters kit. It’s not based on an uncontrollable factor. Items on would be more like playing football where the padding is randomly tossed onto the field and if it drops near you nice if not sucks to suck. It would certainly make for an entertaining game but as a competitive sport I don’t think it would hold up as well.

Me: I love Smash! It’s such a fun PARTY game! :)

Competitive Smash Player Still Using a Gamecube Controller in 2018:

In 2018, we up our usage of the word groovy by 500%