My Fave Is Problematic: Puppyshaming

Type your url: fartgallery Type your url with your elbow: fafrtfgalldy Type your url with your eyes closed: fartgallery Type your url with your chin: hello, i am chin. i have been trapped on this man for 21 years with no means of escape. this is my first chance being able to communicate with the world, please send help. i dont know how much longer i have to t—

a fourth fist saying armor class

Taste closed

noooo, don’t be mortified by the ordeal of being known…you’re so loveable lol

Fox & Friends is nicer to your march if it includes neo-Nazis.

i hate the idea that heartbreak is exclusive to romantic relationships. some of my most serious heartbreaks have been about platonic friends, and at least in romantic relationships it’s expected to have a talk about breaking up, but with friends there’s no framework. i wish we valued friendships as highly as we do romantic partnerships because it’s serious emotional shit

me: huh damn i’m bored

the 2% of my brain that isn’t actively sabotaging me: do your assignments. read a book. take a fucking shower

me:

“did chris evans actually jump that high to grab onto that helicopter in civil war?”

friendly reminder that chris vaulted with ease over chris pratt after just telling him less than a minute before that he would be able to clear him if he only put his head down.