I’m Rlly Frustrated Bc I’m Watching Return Of The Jedi And I Just Saw The Scene Where They’re Talking

She seriously thought it was a joke until he and her people convinced her it’s for real.

I’ve just been reading people freaking out at Target in the US no longer labeling their toys “girls” and “boys”. A fairly common response is something like “How will I know what to get my granddaughter for her birthday if I don’t know which are the girl’s toys?” Hmm, well, what does your granddaughter like? Maybe you could actually get to know her and find out what her interests are rather than treating her as a generic representative of her assigned gender. Just a thought.

Anish, drawn in PS.

[Caption: A realistic digital painting of artist Anish Kapoor. Portrait is from the waist up. Anish Kapoor is wearing pink. His expression cannot be seen because there’s too much pink. The background is a confounding shade of pink that nobody likes.]

fun fact: the reason that the plural of goose is geese but the plural of moose is not meese is because goose derives from an ancient germanic word undergoing strong declension, in the pattern of foot/feet and tooth/teeth, wherein oo is mutated to ee. however ‘moose’ is a native american word added to the english lexicon only ~400 years ago, and lacks the etymological reason to be pluralized in that way.

Newton’s lesser known 4th law of motion.

sir will you please stop doing the worm your wife is in labor 

I don’t know what you’re talking about, Coppy is beautiful.

hey, folks, upshot about tumblr’s april fool’s day prank:

if you click the “executive suite trial”, you’ll go to a fake “executive suite” tumblr. it’s vaguely funny and you can esc out of it.

but this will also bring up a cartoon of a copy machine named “Coppy”, who appears to be a parody of “clippy” from microsoft word. this cartoon has flashing lights and is constantly in motion. it will also “talk” to you with a lot of text balloons in comic sans, which are deliberately designed to be ugly and annoying.

you cannot get rid of coppy.

if you hover over it, there’s a red X; clicking this will only cause it to “waddle” offscreen and, less than a second later, pop up again. it will not get rid of the cartoon.

if you are not interested in having a flashing, moving cartoon that is deliberately designed to be annoying on your screen all day with no hope of getting rid of it, do not click the “executive suite trial.”

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