I’ve Just Been Reading People Freaking Out At Target In The US No Longer Labeling Their Toys “girls”

News coverage - Gala practice 24/2/2018

(Yuzu, Shoma, Satoko, Alina and Evgenia focus)

There’s no reason you can’t eat pie at every meal. They make fruit pies, vegetable pies, meat pies, meat substitute pies, I mean pies easily cover 100% of your necessary nutrient groups. They even make cake pies. The only reason not to switch over to pie entirely is pie sucks.

Yesterday night a lady came through our drive through and was like “the way the planets are aligning and the fact that we’re getting a blood moon has me worried. I sense severe werewolf activities on the horizon. You better walk your coworker to her car tonight after you’ve closed” and I didn’t even know what to say I was just like “yes ma’am”

when you gotta save the homie from the roast 

Hewwo

replaying the same level in a video game for the hundredth time

Fuck the queue function. I’m hitting y’all with four straight hours of whirlwind shitposting followed by eight days of radio silence.