kinda funny when english teachers say stuff like “i can tell if you didnt read the book” or “i can tell when people bs their paper”
no you cant. you can tell when people are bad at bs-ing their paper. i didnt even read the sparknotes and i barely skimmed the wikipedia and you gave me an A. you kneel before my throne unaware that it was born of lies
every day the same telemarketing company calls us. I’ve asked to be taken off their calling list, I’ve tried to be civil, I’ve even tried to not answer the phone, yet they’ll keep calling. So now I’ve resorted to making the phones calls as annoying as possible for them.
Today I asked the person to hold while I got a pen and paper. As of now, they’ve been waiting 45 minutes.
“every time you post something online the entire world sees it”
yeah then explain to me why my post doesn’t have more notes
boys who can pull off facial hair are hot
oh my god
This my first post... I don't think this is what my posts will normally be like, if I post much at all, but anyway recently I made these necklace thingies out of shells, and one acorn. Twas fun.
memeception
Pancakes Around The World
Splatoon 2 is the only high budget video game that knows what cool actually is
Stuff I like that I reblog, and stuff that I post .... Luke
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