Like-luke-likes - Like-Luke-Likes

me: hoe don't do it

me: [stays up late]

me the next morning: oh my god

WHAT ARE THOOOOOSE

i love how in the goblet of fire when harry goes to meet with the other three champions, viktor and fleur are like wtf but cedric isn’t really shocked

“yeah this shit happens all the time not surprised was expecting harry to be chosen first tbh”

The breadsticks meme must die

I asked one of my (male) friends to stop using the phrase “man up” and he has been using “fortify” for the past two weeks instead and it’s just a little thing but honestly it makes a difference

and tbh it’s also pretty funny when I start to deflate in the library and he leans over and goes “FORTIFY”

of course im familiar with the seven deadly sins!! the munchies, super pissed ,  naps, thinking yr hot shit, thinking your friend is hot shit and being mad about it, capitalism, and big sexy

Splatoon 2 is the only high budget video game that knows what cool actually is

“Doctors who spent years studying the human body”

Do you mean doctors who spent years learning about abled white cis men’s bodies